Yankee Pride is BACK!

I used to run a Blog named Yankee Pride awhile back. Well, I’m back and even though a lot of life has happened between then and now, apparently, not too much has changed in American politics except for things have gotten even worse. GRRRRR! Well, I’m reposting one particular post I wrote back in September 2004 because believe it or not, it’s just as relevent now as it was back then! Just substitute George Bush’s name with Barack Obama, substitute the Iraq war with Afganistan and I’ve added the paragraph about the foreclosure scandals and whala!…. you have an updated post…. which is very sad & maddening because it’s 6 years later, and we’re even worse off now!

President Obama…. won’t YOU finally be the ONE president to have the balls to stick up for America????

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My Thoughts EXACTLY!!!

Got this is an email! KUDOS to the author!!
WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty —starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, “darn tootin.”

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate corrupt politicians from the American Government and restore the state republics to their sovereignty state.

 
To all the banks, mortgage companies, lawyers, foreclosure mills, courts, judges, wall street people and politicians that back, perpetrated and have committed fraud of foreclosures upon millions of american people, be prepared to have to answer and pay for your crimes. There will be no bailouts for you. It is time that someone stood up for the working class of this country. It is high time that they finally get to reap the rewards from all of their labor in making this country great and you will be the ones who will be paying those rewards!

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won’t forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God bless America.
Thank you and good night.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher.

If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
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